An Apology to the Writing Muses

Shame on me for dissing a writing job. Oh, the stupid things I say for the sake of saying something!

I apologize to you, dear writing muses. I did not mean to whine and bitch about the writing task that has been given to me.  I'm sorry for being such a douche. (A douchess?)

I swear that from hereon, I will not speak ill of any writing job - no matter how mundane.

So help me Writing Gods.