8- Total number of objects of affection.
THE PROFILE: The Johnny Depp Archetype
5 out of 8 of said crushes can be categorically defined as 'bad boys'.
5 out of 8 smoke.
2 out 8 sport tattoos.
2 out of 8 are musically inclined. 1 was a vocalist, the other a bassist.
THE PAST: The Girl Before They Meet The One
4 out of 8 are all but remnants of the past - memories.
2 out of 8 evolved into relationships, which broke down, and both of them ended up marrying the woman they got together with after me.
1 out of 8 was the filler between the aforemetioned 2. He too ended up with someone else after me. They're still together.
THE PRESENT: The Unattainable Ones (It's Never Going To Happen)
3 out of 8 are current and ongoing. Each with varying degrees of intensity.
2 out of 8 are very recent additions and are officially off the market.
1 out of 8 is not as recent. Also officially off the market.
THE FUTURE: ...
Object of Affection # 9 is still unnamed. Where, when and how I will meet him remains to be seen.
I'm fervently hoping that my 'patterns' don't take effect.
Oh, except for the Johnny Depp Archetype. I think I'll always have a weakness for those. :-)