Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The Flaw List

1. I smoke. Even when I'm sick.
2. I procrastinate.
3. I sleep late.
4. Takes me decades to park.
5. I am too kind.
6. Poor memory.
7. I spend too much on clothes.
8. I get dandruff.
9. My hair gets dry.
10. I sometimes sleep in my dayclothes.
11. I am poor at directions.
12. I step too heavily on the gas pedal.
13. I have this compulsive need to please people.
14. I get lazy.
15. I rush things and as a result screw up even more.
16. I daydream at Mass.
17. I keep to myself.
18. I buy gifts at the last minute.
19. I am fickle-minded.
20. I think too much.

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